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THIS JOURNAL IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO ARE REALLY PRUDISH.
Okay. So. I've been in this public library since about 3:30. I got my own little nook, a cubby type thing that was totally awesome. It would be a perfect art space! I was minding my own business, doing the internets like every other 19 year old in the modern world. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN.
The guy behind me started breathing heavily. I took notice when it didn't improve, and stopped what I was doing to listen, to make sure he was okay. OH, HOW I WISH I HADN'T...
He was rustling, and whispering things to himself like, "Oh god..." His favorite line was "Ohh, yeah, that feels so good."
DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.
I was like O______O THIS DUDE IS FUCKING MASTERBATING. In a public place. A freaking LIBRARY.
And then. AND THENNNNN.
He stood up.
And "looked at books" like 3 feet to my left, rubbing himself through his pants and whispering to himself. I have no idea what the fuck he was masterbating to. Everything on that shelf was about Stalin. By then, I can hear his belt jingling and could see him out of the corner of my eye.
OH HELL NO.
He either didn't know I was there, didn't care I was there, or was masterbating because I was there. I was on Skype and
's join.me the entire time and was like OMG GUYS HELP ME. 
told me to answer him when he said, "Ohh, yeah, tht feels so good." with "Yeah, it does." But alas, I am too chicken shit. 
So, this guy CONTINUES to stop and go with pleasuring himself 3 feet away from me, getting even louder. Then, all of a sudden...
MY PHONE RINGS.
It was from a woman about renting a room from her.
Boy, that guy stopped masterbating SO FUCKING FAST I wish I could have seen him.
My laptop died shortly after that, and when I got up to get on a library computer, he was gone.
This has been a true story, brought to you by InsaneRoman.
Okay. So. I've been in this public library since about 3:30. I got my own little nook, a cubby type thing that was totally awesome. It would be a perfect art space! I was minding my own business, doing the internets like every other 19 year old in the modern world. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN.
The guy behind me started breathing heavily. I took notice when it didn't improve, and stopped what I was doing to listen, to make sure he was okay. OH, HOW I WISH I HADN'T...
He was rustling, and whispering things to himself like, "Oh god..." His favorite line was "Ohh, yeah, that feels so good."
DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS.
I was like O______O THIS DUDE IS FUCKING MASTERBATING. In a public place. A freaking LIBRARY.
And then. AND THENNNNN.
He stood up.
And "looked at books" like 3 feet to my left, rubbing himself through his pants and whispering to himself. I have no idea what the fuck he was masterbating to. Everything on that shelf was about Stalin. By then, I can hear his belt jingling and could see him out of the corner of my eye.
OH HELL NO.
He either didn't know I was there, didn't care I was there, or was masterbating because I was there. I was on Skype and
's join.me the entire time and was like OMG GUYS HELP ME. told me to answer him when he said, "Ohh, yeah, tht feels so good." with "Yeah, it does." But alas, I am too chicken shit. So, this guy CONTINUES to stop and go with pleasuring himself 3 feet away from me, getting even louder. Then, all of a sudden...
MY PHONE RINGS.
It was from a woman about renting a room from her.
Boy, that guy stopped masterbating SO FUCKING FAST I wish I could have seen him.
My laptop died shortly after that, and when I got up to get on a library computer, he was gone.
This has been a true story, brought to you by InsaneRoman.
Life Updates
Holy cow, it has been a while. ^^;
I know I'm not very active on here anymore. That's not to say I'm not active /at all/. Just... definitely not like I used to be. Sort of like my art. I don't really do art anymore. That's not to say I don't do art /at all/. Just far less than I once did.
Once upon a time, dA was my livelihood. My home. I couldn't bare to be away. I used to chomp at the bit, eager to snag internet, anywhere, for any length of time, to answer messages and attempt to keep up on things. It was one of my priorities, you could say. And while I remember the feeling well and look back on that time fondly -- albeit with a bit of a
Married!!!
Sorry it took me a bit to get around to writing this lol. But on August 6th, I married the most amazing man. :love:
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It was such a beautiful wedding. We had it at a lake, thanks to a family friend, and I got many, many beautiful photos captured by my friend ~Crazdude (https://www.deviantart.com/crazdude)'s amazingly talented husband, :iconstromie:! Thank you SO much again!
We had a special part of the ceremony where Sonu vowed to be Elizabeth's father, to love her forever and care for her, etc, and he presented here with a stuffed cat we made together at Build a Bear. It was outfitted in a wedding dress, and we kissed the heart before placing it inside he
My niece was basically kidnapped
Here's the GoFundMe:
https://www.gofundme.com/24mr7ptc
Here's the summary:
My sister, Mariah, just left a toxic and manipulative relationship that was becoming physically violent. She left fearing for her safety and well-being, and brought her one year old daughter with her to our parents' home.
A few days ago, the father came to take the baby for the night, and while he refused to talk with Mariah about their strained relationship, she assured him that she would never keep his child from him.
After he took her, he cut off all communication. She tried for days to text and call both him and his family members, and never got an answer from
Announcement (and maybe some help?)
Hey all! Forgive me for disappearing for such long gaps of time! ^^; I've just been so busy with work and motherhood and life in general, lol.
I do have an announcement, though! I honestly can't believe it took me so long to announce it here, and if you know me on Facebook I'm sure you've known for a while now lol.
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This is Harpreet. Everyone, including myself, calls him Sonu.
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He is the kindest, sweetest, most genuine man I've ever met. He treats me like a queen, and even more importantly, treats Lizzy like his little Princess.
And on August 6th, I am going to marry him.
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